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Romance Review: Happily Never After

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Happily Never After 

By Lynn Painter 

🎧 Narrated by: Helen Laser & Sean Patrick Hopkins 

Book 47 of 2024

This was my first read by Lynn Painter, but it definitely won’t be my last! 

My only regret is that I binged it in one sitting, and coming back a week later to write this review it’s all a bit blurry. 

I fell in love with the romcom genre as a teen watching movies, and this gives book gives those golden age of rom com movie vibes – the kind of feel good movie you can watch over and over again. I can see myself pulling this book back out as a comfort read just like those movies became comfort watches!

🎧 Both narrators were so well suited to their characters and really brought the story to life! 

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Their name? The objectors.

Their job? To break off weddings as hired.

Their dilemma? They might just be in love with each other.

When Sophie Steinbeck finds out just before her nuptials that her fiancé has cheated yet again, she desperately wants to call it off. But because her future father-in-law is her dad’s cutthroat boss, she doesn’t want to be the one to do it. Her savior comes in the form of a professional objector, whose purpose is to show up at weddings and proclaim the words no couple (usually) wants to hear at their ceremony: “I object!”

During anti-wedding festivities that night, Sophie learns more about Max the Objector’s job. It makes perfect sense to her: he saves people from wasting their lives, from hurting each other. He’s a modern-day hero. And Sophie wants in.

The two love cynics start working together, going from wedding to wedding, and Sophie’s having more fun than she’s had in ages. She looks forward to every nerve-racking ceremony saving the lovesick souls of the betrothed masses. As Sophie and Max spend more time together, however, they realize that their physical chemistry is off the charts, leading them to dabble in a little hookup session or two—but it’s totally fine, because they definitely do not have feelings for each other. Love doesn’t exist, after all.

And then everything changes. A groom-to-be hires Sophie to object, but his fiancée is the woman who broke Max’s heart. As Max wrestles with whether he can be a party to his ex’s getting hurt, Sophie grapples with the sudden realization that she may have fallen hard for her partner in crime.

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Historical Romance Review: The Duchess Takes a Husband

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The Duchess Takes a Husband

By Harper St. George

🎧 Narrated by: Justine Eyre 

Series: The Gilded Age Heiresses, Book 4 

Book 46 of 2024

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The Gilded Age Heiresses is a series of interconnected standalones. While you can read them individually, you do meet the characters across the different books, so I enjoyed reading them in order. 

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Readers may want to check the content warnings before diving into this one. Camille is the Dowager of Hereford, and her first marriage was truly awful. I loved watching her heal and become more empowered during the course of this book. Jacob was so patient and kind and they were a perfect match! 

🎧 I really enjoyed this on audiobook. Justine Eyre did an excellent job with all the accents and bringing all of the characters to life. 

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A scandalous arrangement between a London rogue and an American duchess leads to lavish stakes.

Despite her illustrious title, Camille, Duchess of Hereford, remains what she has always been—a pariah. Though her title means she’s technically accepted by London Society, the rebellious widow with her burgeoning interest in the suffrage movement and her American ways isn’t exactly high on every hostess’s guest list. But Camille starts to wonder if being an outcast is not without its perks when the tantalizing answer to her secret fear appears in the shape of Jacob Thorne, the illegitimate son of an earl and co-owner of London’s infamous Montague Club.

Jacob is used to making deals with his club members—he’s just not accustomed to them being beautiful women. Nor have the terms ever been so sweetly seductive as Camille’s shocking proposition. To finally buy his own club and gain the crucial backing of investors, Camille offers Jacob the respectability of a fake engagement with a duchess. In return, the tempting widow has one condition: she wants Jacob to show her if it’s possible for her to experience pleasure in bed.

The lure of such a bargain proves too delicious to resist, drawing the enterprising rogue and the wallflower duchess into a scandalous game and an even more dangerous gamble of the heart.

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Fantasy RomCom Review: Assistant to the Villain

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Thank you to Red Tower for the review copy! 

Assistant to the Villain
By Hannah Nicole Maehrer
🎧 Narrated by: Em Eldridge
Series: Assistant to the Villain, Book 1
Book 45 of 2024

You know how there are DNFs and NFNs? (Did Not Finish / Not For Now) I started this book back when it came out and the humor was not for me in the mindset I was in. Fast forward to March, and suddenly it was PERFECT for the mood that I was in! That’s the trickiest part about getting review copies for me – sometimes my mood just doesn’t match a book until the right time, but I feel so bad for being late when the publisher is kind enough to send me a review copy!

Assistant to the Villain started as a series of TikTok skits, but the novel is fully developed into a cohesive storyline. 

I binge listened to the audiobook in a day, and had so much fun! I’m excited that more publishers are publishing these fantasy romcoms, where the world building is pretty light but you still get the elements you love in a romcom! 

I can’t wait for book 2!

🎧 This was perfect audiobook vibes for me. Fantasy can be hard for me on audio, all the worldbuilding tends to get muddled. Since the worldbuilding was light, I thought this was a lot of fun! Since I tend to listen to audiobooks while doing things around the house or playing games, this book was PERFECT -fast paced and light – and really kept me entertained. 

Once Upon a Time meets The Office in Hannah Maehrer’s laugh-out-loud viral TikTok series turned novel, about the sunshine assistant to an Evil Villain…and their unexpected romance.

ASSISTANT WANTED: Notorious, high-ranking villain seeks loyal, levelheaded assistant for unspecified office duties, supporting staff for random mayhem, terror, and other Dark Things In General. Discretion a must. Excellent benefits.

With ailing family to support, Evie Sage’s employment status isn’t just important, it’s vital. So when a mishap with Rennedawn’s most infamous Villain results in a job offer—naturally, she says yes. No job is perfect, of course, but even less so when you develop a teeny crush on your terrifying, temperamental, and undeniably hot boss. Don’t find evil so attractive, Evie.

But just when she’s getting used to severed heads suspended from the ceiling and the odd squish of an errant eyeball beneath her heel, Evie suspects this dungeon has a huge rat…and not just the literal kind. Because something rotten is growing in the kingdom of Rennedawn, and someone wants to take the Villain—and his entire nefarious empire—out.

Now Evie must not only resist drooling over her boss but also figure out exactly who is sabotaging his work…and ensure he makes them pay.

After all, a good job is hard to find.

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Based on your first initial of your first name + your battery percentage, you’re reading a hybrid book – how excited are you for your hybrid? Have you read any books like that before? (If you get two of the same, just tell me the genre!)

A-E / 81-100% : Romance

F-J / 61-80%: Mystery / Thriller / Suspense

K-O / 41-60%: Fantasy

P-T / 21-40%: Historical fiction

U-Z / 1-20%: Science Fiction  

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Historical Romance Review: Lady Charlotte Always Gets Her Man

Thank you to Forever Publishing & Hachette Audio for my review copies! 

Lady Charlotte Always Gets Her Man
By Violet Marsh 
🎧 Narrated by: Katy Soby
Book 44 of 2024

I am deep into my historical romance era, and have been loving these historical romances with a touch of mystery!

Lady Charlotte is sick of her parent’s plans for her life, especially when they announce her imminent engagement to the Viscount Hawley, who has already been widowed twice under mysterious circumstances. In order to get out from under her parent’s thumb, she decides to go into business with her cousins. Together, they expand the cousins’ coffee house to allow women and men to mix. 

I absolutely loved the salons and coffee houses, and this culture of conversations! It added some gravity to a story that was often over the top and humorous. The cousins have a pet parrot, of course, since they are descended from pirates. 

Dr. Matthew Talbot, best friend of Lady Charlotte’s twin brother and younger brother to Viscount Hawley, is the love interest and I absolutely adored him. He is stern and spends most of his time traveling and studying nature and medicine. 

I felt like the plot moved fast and there was a lot going on, and I absolutely could not put it down. I love when the lovers have something big to work on, that gives them something to do while they get to know each other. The animals provided some levity, making it feel like a cozier romance/mystery than it otherwise could have. 

I really enjoyed this one and would love to see this turned into a series! 

🎧 Narrator Katy Soby does an excellent job bringing these characters to life, and I definitely recommend the audiobook! 

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Family secrets, a brother’s best friend’s romance, and scandalous mystery combine in this delightfully witty historical rom-com.

Lady Charlotte Lovett should have never run away upon discovering her betrothal. But when one has been promised to a man who, rumor has it, killed his previous two wives, one does what one must. The only thing that can get her out of this engagement is proving that Viscount Hawley is as sinister as she thinks he is. And the person who would know best is his very own brother.

In many ways, Dr. Matthew Talbot is the exact opposite of his sibling—scholarly, shy, and shunned by society. But like his brother, he has secrets, and he doesn’t need Charlotte exposing them in her quest to take down the viscount. It only seems prudent to help her while keeping her from poking her nose in all the wrong places. But as they put their hearts at risk to grow closer to each other, they are also getting closer to a dangerous confrontation with Hawley.

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Romance Review: With You Forever

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With You Forever
By Chloe Liese 
🎧 Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs & CJ Bloom
Series: Bergman Brothers, Book 4
Book 42 of 2024

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The Bergmans are a close knit family, so you will see a lot of the previous couples and allude to their story, so I think they are best read in order. Book 1 was a 4 star for me because it had a couple of slow spots, but book 2 is one of my favorite books that I’ve ever read, so they are worth your time!

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I have been impatiently waiting for Rooney & Axel’s story!! Rooney has been around since book 1, since she is Willa’s best friend. I love how much we get to see of all the Bergmans and their partners throughout the books.

My only complaint about With You Forever was that, after a a multi book build up…this was still a slow burn!!! However, Liese gave us just enough that it kept the tension high without getting repetitive or boring. I do love romances that build an emotional relationship before getting spicy, so this was an absolute joy to read. 

Something I really appreciate about Chloe Liese, especially as an own voice autistic author, is the way she writes about both mental and physical health. While sometimes conflict happens because of a character’s mental or physical health, it is treated with such kindness and empathy by their partner. The conflict often becomes about how a character’s own sense of self worth or internalized ableism is affecting their ability to trust their partner. As someone who’s physical health has changed drastically in the past few years, I find this so relatable. 

🎧 I love that all of the Bergman Brothers books are narrated by the same duo! To me, it creates continuity because the characters sound the same from book to book. 

Representation: chronic illness (IBD) & autism  

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The TikTok sensation, now with new exclusive content!

Opposites attract in this heartfelt, modern marriage-of-convenience romance about finding love—and home—in the most unlikely of places.

Rooney Sullivan is sunshine incarnate and the antithesis of quiet, reserved Axel. He’s been able to hide his attraction to her until a party game gets out of hand and ends in an unexpected kiss. Months later, Rooney’s staying just next door to him for a cozy A-frame getaway and temptingly within reach.

Axel, the eldest Bergman brother, is a gorgeous grump and Rooney’s longtime crush. Their kiss was an accident, and months later, so is stumbling into him at the Bergman family’s property. Rooney’s sure her feelings are unrequited, thanks to the distance Axel keeps, so she keeps her attraction to herself.

But when Axel and Rooney unexpectedly find their paths—and problems—converging, marriage proves the perfect solution. At least, until they face a new a marriage of convenience that’s inconveniently become a love match, after all.

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Romance Review: Friends Don’t Fall in Love

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Friends Don’t Fall in Love
By Erin Hahn 
🎧 Narrated by: Kale Williams & Lisa Zimmerman
Book 41 of 2024

🎧 You absolutely need to read this one on audio, the narrators’ performances are incredible! 

This gave me all the vibes I loved from Lovelight Farms, with that “friends to lovers” (but they’ve been into each other for a long long time). 

I loved everything about FMC Lorelai Jones – she’s a little bit based on Natalie Maines and the fall from grace The Chicks had after speaking up about politics. After Lorelei Jones sings a protest song after another devastating school shooting, everyone abandons her – even her fiance. Everyone except Craig. 

Craig is so smitten with Lorelei from page one. But he’s happy to have whatever relationship she wants – friends, producer/artist, housemates…

This was just so good from beginning to end, and I couldn’t recommend it more. 

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Erin Hahn’s Friends Don’t Fall in Love is about long-time friends, taking chances, and finding out that, sometimes, your perfect person was right there in your corner all along.

Lorelai Jones had it all: a thriving country music career and a superstar fiancé. Then she played one teenie tiny protest song at a concert and ruined her entire future, including her impending celebrity marriage. But five years later, she refuses to be done with her dreams and calls up the one person who stuck by her, her dear friend and her former fiancé’s co-writer and bandmate, Craig.

Craig Boseman’s held a torch for Lorelai for years, but even he knows the backup bass player never gets the girl. Things are different now, though. Craig owns his own indie record label and his songwriting career is taking off. If he can confront his past and embrace his gifts, he might just be able to help Lorelai earn the comeback she deserves―and maybe win her heart in the process.

But when the two reunite to rebuild her career and finally scratch that itch that’s been building between them for years, Lorelai realizes a lot about what friends don’t do. For one, friends don’t have scratch-that-itch sex. They also don’t almost-kiss on street corners, publish secret erotic poetry about each other, have counter-top sex, write songs for each other, have no-strings motorcycle sex, or go on dates. And they sure as heck don’t fall in love… right?

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Romantasy Novella Review: Feral is the Beast

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“I will not be attracted to this a**hole, no matter how pretty he is.”

Thank you to the author for the review copy! 

Feral is the Beast 
By Nisha J. Tuli 
Series: Cursed Captors, Book 2 
Book 40 of 2024
Pub date: March 20, 2024

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This is a series of standalones, and the books can be read in any order. I have not yet read Book 1, but after reading this, I definitely want to!

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Do you ever find yourself wishing that SHE could be the centuries old immortal and HE was the 20-something? Well, I have the book for you!

I absolutely love Nisha J. Tuli’s writing, and this spicy novella has all of my favorite elements:

✨ sassy, strong willed heroine
✨ absolute disdain for alphaholes
✨ fast paced
✨ lots of romance!

Feral is the Beast is a Beauty and the Beast retelling, but our Belle character – Vespera – is a 400ish year old witch in hiding. She’s been forced to work for power hungry kings in the past, and is looking for a quiet life where she can make up for the damage she has caused. She lives in a small town and works as an apothecary. But the town is also home to a castle – where the Feral King lives. This King becomes a beast and frequently attacks unsuspecting villagers, and everyone lives in fear of when he will strike next. 

Vespera soon becomes the King’s prisoner, but refuses to admit to her powers. It’s a fantastic enemies to lovers set up, and we get to learn to like the King right alongside Vespera. I loved the side character Celeste, who forms a friendship with Vespera that shows us Vespera’s softer side. They spend time swapping romance books, and it’s so cute. 

Feral is the Beast is just under 200 pages, so expect a pretty fast pace with lots of spice. 

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The Feral King thinks he’ll break me. But I will break him first.

I’m a 400-year-old witch covered in tattoos—the source of my magic—but I’ve been hiding them for years, trying to escape my past.

After spending centuries at the mercy of royals who thirst only for power and the desire to make up for their less impressive “assets,” I refuse to be used as a tool for evil ever again.

It’s any other night in my apothecary when the Feral King—a beast who eats the local villagers for sport—kidnaps me and demands my help.

When I deny him, he tries to torture me into compliance, but pain and I are long-acquainted friends, and I will never be the one who falls.

This is a high-heat immortal witch and mortal man age-gap fantasy romance with enemies to lovers and forced proximity. Perfect for fans of Sarah J. Maas, Raven Kennedy, or Jennifer L. Armentrout. Feral is the Beast is book 2 in Cursed Captors, a series of interconnected standalone stories.

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Historical Romance Review: The Lady Tempts an Heir

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The Lady Tempts an Heir
By  Harper St. George
🎧 Narrated by: Justine Eyre
Series: The Gilded Age Heiresses, Book 3 
Book 39 of 2024

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Harper St. George’s The Heiress Gets a Duke, the first book in this series, was one of the first historical romances that I read – way before my Bridgerton era of reading them every week. I picked it up from BOTM because of the gorgeous cover, and read it cover to cover on a lazy Sunday. 

These are interconnected, so I would start at the beginning, but you certainly don’t have to. Perfect for fans of:

đź’– feminist historical romance
đź’– fairly short, spicy reads

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Lady Helena March is a widow looking for the support of the ton for her project: The London Home for Young Women. She hopes to help women who have need support – especially those trying to raise children without a husband or family support. Her love interest, the wealthy American Maxwell Crenshaw, is also concerned with the plight of the poor and working class. They decide that it would be in their best interest for their businesses and place in society if they fake an engagement. 

I loved the fake engagement and watching it blossom into more, but my favorite part was with Helena’s backstory and reason for not wanting to remarry. During her first marriage, she found out that she was unable to have children, and it is a major theme of the book that she does not believe anyone would want to marry her for that reason. I thought the author approached this topic with empathy, while also digging into the impacts of infertility on a marriage, and how that trauma would affect future relationships. 

🎧 The audiobook is very well done, I loved the choices Justine Eyre made for all the characters.

QotD: This series has the most gorgeous jewel-toned dresses on each cover. What colors or patterns do you like to wear? (Pastels? Bold colors? Neutrals? Prints? Graphics?)

I tend to like neutrals and pastels!

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A fake engagement brings together a lady with bold and daring dreams, and the heir whose heart she captured—perfect for fans of Bridgerton!

Tall, dark, and brooding—to say that American Maxwell Crenshaw stood out in the glittering ballrooms of London, is an understatement. He vowed never to set foot in England again, but when a summons from his father, along with an ultimatum to secure his legacy, has him crossing the Atlantic for the last time, reuniting him with the delectable Lady Helena March, he can’t deny the temptation she presents. Or the ideas she inspires…

Lady Helena March is flirting with scandal. Instead of spending her time at teas and balls in search of another husband, as is expected of a young widow, Helena pours her energy into The London Home for Young Women. But Society gives no quarter to unmarried radicals who associate with illegitimate children and fallen women, and Helena’s funding is almost run out. So when the sinfully seductive Crenshaw heir suggests a fake engagement to save them both—him from an unwanted marriage and her from scorn and financial ruin—Helena finds herself too fascinated to refuse the sexy American.

As their arrangement of convenience melts oh so deliciously into nights of passion, their deception starts to become real. But if Max knew the true reason Helena can never remarry, he wouldn’t look at her with such heat in his eyes. Or might the Crenshaw heir be willing to do whatever it takes to win the one woman he’s never been able to forget…

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Backlist Review: You Belong to Me

Thank you Simon Books for my review copy! 

You Belong to Me 
By Mary Higgins Clark
Book 38 of 2024

Every once in a while, I like to dip into a backlist book, so when this one showed up on a Simon Book Influencer list that I could request, I recognized the author and thought it would be a fun one! 

I recognized Mary Higgins Clark for kind of a weird reason. In high school, I stumbled across her thriller “Loves Music, Loves to Dance,” and it was my first adult thriller and I absolutely loved it. Fast forward almost a decade, and I was on stage and had a scene where I got to read a book and it turned out to be the same one! I have absolutely no idea why my brain holds on to these details, but I was like – I NEED to read another one of her books. 

Well, being a couple decades older, and spending a lot of time reading for fun instead of for school like my younger self, how did this hold up? I think high school me would have still liked it, but the pace was off for present day me. 

You all know I read most of my books via audiobook, and saw this was on Spotify, so I was going to use some of my free hours to listen. However, I saw that it was an abridged version, and the audiobook was just broken up into three parts so I couldn’t easily go back and forth between my print copy and the audiobook, so I abandoned that idea. Why would a thriller need to be abridged anyway?

It turns out, it was probably abridged for good reason, since the pace from the 30%-90% mark was all over the place. It’s not that things weren’t happening, exactly, it was just very repetitive (I’ll put an explanation on goodreads with a spoiler tag).

I am not a huge mystery / thriller reader, and I tend to have a bit of a hard time keeping the clues straight, so I usually just enjoy the ride without guessing the ending. For this one, the suspects were a little too similar, so I was a bit frustrated with trying to keep it straight. 

I think to the modern thriller reader – this book will feel like a simmer. I really liked the main character and enjoyed watching her try to solve the mystery – meanwhile becoming more and more entangled with our suspects! I also liked that we got to see a lot of POVs – including the suspects. I thought it was interesting that we saw the killer’s perspective without being sure if it was one of our suspects or someone else as well. 

🎧 I didn’t end up choosing the abridged audiobook, but after reading it and listening to pieces of the audiobook, I think that would be a great way to read it!

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“The mistress of high tension” ( The New Yorker ) and undisputed Queen of Suspense Mary Higgins Clark brings us another New York Times bestselling novel that USA TODAY calls “her page-turning best” about a killer who targets lonely women on cruise ships, a masterful combination of page-turning suspense and classic mystery.

When Dr. Susan Chandler decides to use her daily radio talk show to explore the phenomenon of women who disappear and are later found to have become victims of killers who prey on the lonely and insecure, she has no idea that she is exposing herself—and those closest to her—to the very terror that she hopes to warn others against.

Susan sets out to determine who is responsible for an attempt on the life of a woman who called in to the show offering information on the mysterious disappearance from a cruise ship, years before, of Regina Clausen, a wealthy investment advisor. Soon Susan finds herself in a race against time, for not only does the killer stalk these lonely women, but he seems intent on eliminating anyone who can possibly further Susan’s investigation.

As her search intensifies, Susan finds herself confronted with the realization that one of the men who have become important figures in her life might be the killer. And as she gets closer to uncovering his identity, she realizes almost too late that the hunter has become the hunted. Is she the next one marked for murder?